Geographic Confusion - Kitsap County

OK. First, I had to figure out where in Alabama or Mississippi, Kitsap County was located. That didn't work out so well. I wanted to Google it, but was afraid I would come up with a porn site and get arrested. I finally discovered Kitsap County in Washington state. Just across the sound from Seattle.

For the news from Kitsap County, check this out. Or this.

Then volunteer to be taken in chains to some other country and sold to the highest bidder. It will be good for you, trust me.