Everybody's Got A Blog

Who knew. Saddam has a blog. Very insightful. Saddam's interests:

Saddam’s interests include:
• Provoking the greedy, halfwit, coke sniffing, born again president of America
(Saddam cannot even write his name because Saddam is shaking with anger. Saddam wishes he would call. Saddam could make it better)
• Manipulating international economy
• Fucking with the French
• Drinking with Putin
• Taking bribes
• Giving bribes
• Polishing scud missile
• Disputing territorial boundaries
• Pumping oil

Saddam is live blogging his trial. Good stuff.