Tuesday, April 04, 2006

I'm Sure He Goes to Church Every Sunday

Who knows how these guys get into government jobs? I suspect that it is harder to get a job at Wal-Mart than to get a senior position at the Department of Homeland Security.
Brian J. Doyle, DOB 4/7/50, the Deputy Press Secretary for the U.S. Department of Homeland Security's Office of Public Affairs in Washington, D.C., was arrested this evening at his residence in Silver Springs, Maryland, on 23 Polk County charges related to the use of a computer to seduce a child and transmitting harmful materials to a minor. Doyle's arrest is the result of a joint investigation by the Polk County Sheriff s Office, working with Florida’s 10th Judicial Circuit State Attorney Jerry Hill s office, and the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Inspector General s Office.
I'm sure at some point the President told reporters than "Brian was doing a heck of a job."