Doolittle - "I'm Keeping the Cash"
His logic is impeccable. Someone gives you a suitcase full of small bills and, of course, you have no reason to believe that anything is amiss. John Doolittle (CA-4) is either an imbecile or he really doesn't understand that he has broken the law and they are coming to get him. What a tool.
"Refund! REFUND!!!! Julie get the defibrillator."