Friday, August 19, 2005

Is Rush The Best The Right Can Do?

Rush Is What He Is
I Pity the Fools Who Listen to Him

One Pissed Off Veteran takes Rush Limbaugh to task for lying about Cindy Sheehan and then lying about lying about Cindy Sheehan. You would think that a guy who has been involved with broadcasting his whole life would understand the concept of magnetic tape recording.

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is it with these people? Two days after the Pimpleass Draft Dodger said that Cindy Sheehan's story was "nothing more than forged documents", the fat bastard has the fucking nerve to come out today and claim he didn't say it.

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Not that it matters a whole lot, since the motherfucker is (1) Rich (2) A Repugnican vitriol-spewing invective-dribbling lying mouth with a life support system attached, and most importantly, (3) a friend of the Florida governor, who coincidentally is named Bush."

Someday, Farnsworth over at OPOV is going to take the gloves off and stop beating around the bush.

On a less direct, but equally anti-Rush note, is Orcinus' David Neiwert's reworking of the Alhambra Decree (Yes, the one ordering all Jews to leave Spain in 1492) as the ElRushbo Degree. The ElRushbo is aimed at the group that Rush's right wing has equated with Reformation Europe's Jews, American liberals.

"Wouldn't it be great if anybody who speaks out against this country, to kick them out of the country? Anybody that threatens this country, kick 'em out. We'd get rid of Michael Moore, we'd get rid of half the Democratic Party if we would just import that law. That would be fabulous. The Supreme Court ought to look into this. Absolutely brilliant idea out there."

Ahhh, the voice of the Republican Party.

Let's give Farnworth the last word,

"He's either lying or he's insane. Earth to Rush: Come back to the planet; your straitjacket is waiting.

A third possibility: I think the addlebrain Pigboy is back on the Oxys. I really do."