Friday, December 16, 2005

Jenna Bush - Your Coke Order Is Ready

Over at One Pissed Off Veteran, Farnsworth keeps track of the non-service of the Bush twins to our country.

"It has now been 571 days since Jenna and Not-Jenna Bush, the slacker offspring of Preznit Numnutz, graduated from college and they are still not in the uniform of the US armed services."

Fransworth suggests that Jenna and Not Jenna have been spending all their time partying. But, a story out in Radar discloses that Jenna is apparently doing some sort of community service work cleaning up bars with cocaine dealers.

"Jenna Bush’s infamous ID-gate videotape is raising more questions than the Zapruder film. According to a source who has seen the footage—which features a self-described downtown coke dealer relating his late-night run-in with the First Daughter, and brandishing her college ID as a souvenir—the man insinuates that the two shared more than just drinks.

A well-informed source, who has a DVD copy of the interview shot by’s Travis Poston, says that at one point the dealer claims that the young, blonde Jenna Bush with the Texas accent he hung out with that night (and who happened to leave behind Jenna Bush’s belongings) had been “helping [him] clean up” the bar after a long night of partying."

The apple does not fall far from the tree.