If Only Onion Headlines Were True
It is hard to imagine a world without the The Onion. Their news might not be real, but it is far better than the reality that we are stuck with everyday.
"The skeptics believed that the House and Senate weren't ready for a puppy," Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist (R-TN) said. "They believed we wouldn't be able to maintain America's defenses, regulate commerce, and pass laws while raising Buster. But we have proven them wrong. We feed him and walk him every day."
Perhaps Congress should take a hint and study more of the wisdom of dogs.